rockshoc:

 emo kid and football guy that thinks hes cool

rockshoc:

 emo kid and football guy that thinks hes cool

powerburial:

if i could swing a really big sword it wouldnt even matter if anyone loved me or not

Breaking Bad Meme | Three Favorite Characters [1/3] - Walter White

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

How can we start a retirement plan

(via lacostume)

drtanner:

mooseings:

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

Please look as…

starpatches:

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vanderlylecrybaecry:

I carry the dollhouse safe on my shoulders  (x)

vanderlylecrybaecry:

I carry the dollhouse safe on my shoulders  (x)

cheesetree:

(via etjusticepourtous)
cheesetree:

(via etjusticepourtous)

Ain’t no thing like me, except me!

noelfuckinfisher:

the best otps are the one where its like a personified cat and dog got together. 

transdio:

me: *comes out of the ocean after 100 years*

you: did you just come out of the ocean after 100 years? hey did this guy just come out of the ocean after 100 years? he looks really good. you look really good dude congratulations

me: ^_^