February 2012
watching downton abbey
mom: thomas is also a closet homosexual in case you didn't know
me: yeah i figured from when he was kissing that guy in the first episode
mom: well i thought you might not have picked up on that
me: you mean picked up on the part where he was eating that guy's face passionately for like twenty hours
me: yeah no i picked up on that
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
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sometime i tear up at the really inspirational ads for google chrome
for me every night boils down to “do i want to have a productive fulfilling night” or “do i want to play skyrim and do all my homework and showering in the morning”
there is no halfway point and it’s awful
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doomf:
pregnat:
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
this was funnier when I saw it on my facebook newsfeed 3 years ago
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Valid reasons to be annoyed with CBS right now:
sherlockismyholmesboy:
oxfordtweed:
° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way the character behaves and the decisions they make. Not only does it change the character, but it sends a message that women aren’t capable of fighting for their country. ° Related to the...
armedrobertry:
cannonworks:
rolacolacubes:
antheawest:
adriofthedead:
illegaluseofbuckets:
hazardgirl:
armedrobertry:
I’m going to start saying “I’m not racist, but…” before I say things that have absolutely nothing to do with race.
I’m not racist but man peas are weird right?
I’m not a racist but I just farted
I’m not racist but I think Giraffs should start paying rent....
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ihatebenedictcumberbatch:
my mother is letting me get a cheeseburger
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it’s tUESDAY WHY HASN’T MY AMAZON ORDER SHIPPED i ordered it on sunday
weeps
