so i had to move my goldfish to another tank today and whilst scooping them out i felt so bad omg i was whispering “i’m sorry” while they flopped around discontentedly i am easily guilted by my pets sigh

on another note my fish are still super sexy

my fish was floating up at the top again like he does because he’s dumb and likes to make me worry that he’s dead

so i just shouted “FISH” and he like freaked and swam around the tank instead

i am the fish whisperer

i think my goldfish, jojo, might be depressed

do goldfish have the capability to be depressed

because i think jojo is depressed

i have to clean the tank soon

i got another fish tank for five dollars

i think i might get some angelfish

im trying to feed my fish their sinking pellets but pete keeps snATCHING THEM ALL AND JOJO HAS ONLY EATEN LIKE TWO but pete’s had like seven and now one of them is going to starve and the others’ stomach is going to burst not really but still this is hard calm the fuck down pete

i was just going to make a post about how i gave jojo a frozen pea and he seems to be doing better and how he’s just fucking around in the middle of the tank instead of at the top but he was just floating at the top of the tank again so i shouted “NO” because i want him to get better already and as soon as i shouted “NO” he oriented himself again so i don’t really know what to say

so i went to my bedroom because i was frustrated after like trying to kill the arishok like sixty times because he’s a dick

but like i went to my room and i looked at my fish tank and jojo was floating upside down and the first thing i thought was like “shit he’s dead i’ll have to make arrangements” but then i shouted to my mom that one of my fish was dead and she was like “whAT????” because i haven’t even owned them for a month yet

but then like all the sudden jojo sprang to life and he just resumed business as usual and i keep looking back at the tank but no he seems fine now

so i’m concerned either he has like a swim bladder problem or that i have a zombie fish and he’s going to try to eat pete

my fish jojo keeps just swimming up to the top of the tank and he just chills there and i’m not sure if he’s retarded or if he’s dying or if i’m just paranoid but if he’s dead tomorrow i’m going to feel extremely awful about that first assumption

never mind he just swam behind that plant and now he’s investigating the large hollow rock structure and now he’s swimming around the back right corner of the tank so i think he’s okay

Awwww. Your fish are super cute. (do they have black spots, or am I just imagining that?) My fish are equally difficult to photograph, because they’re so wiggly.

fdkasjfasd thank you i told my fish you thought they were cute and i think they blushed but i don’t know on account of they are extremely orange

but no as far as i can tell they do not have black spots but that would be really cool i want a black and orange spotted fish now

what kinds of fish do you have

pete and jojo are doing well and by that i mean they aren’t dead

they survived their first night so i’m less concerned now about my aquarist abilities